its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
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