We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
He has the fingertips of a God
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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