***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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