What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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