dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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