dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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