why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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