Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
two words...techno handjob
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
