nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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