just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
Randomize
