So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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