i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
My vagina just clenched in fear
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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