Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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