Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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