escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
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