i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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