My kitchen smells like failed pina coladas.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
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