Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
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