You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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