He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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