We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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