I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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