its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
I'm having to shit out rocks
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