Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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