talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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