I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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