If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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