That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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