Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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