Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
Its about making memories worth repressing
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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