I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
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