kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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