Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
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You. Win. At. Life.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
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