Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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