Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
Randomize
