dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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