Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I want to walk on stilts...naked
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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