Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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