Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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