Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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