His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
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