I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
The dick lei will go down in squad history
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
Randomize
