Sry I called you an 8
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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