Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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