scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
its not stalking. its research.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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