Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
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