do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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