It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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