How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
sick fucks of a feather flock together
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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