I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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