My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
A+ Viking dick
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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