You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Your dad touched me again.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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