I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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