dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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