Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
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