Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
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