He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
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